Friday, July 26, 2013

Game 101: Pirates at Marlins

Jeff Locke and Henderson Alvarez at seven.

Infielders gently awakened by nubile servants, string quartets, breakfast in bed, etc., etc., courtesy of Locke.

8 comments:

  1. Bunting talents have been taken to South Beach. Will they let Bickle past the velvet ropes?
    Will Barmes sunburn his head/scalp?
    Will Clint be distracted by the all the Germans wearing Speedos?
    Will they bump into McClatchy on Ocean Ave.?
    So many questions. We are all Descalsoed.

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    1. Anonymous8:18 PM

      Ed Lucas coming off as the plain Jane in this exotically named Marlins batting order. Wonder if he knows Mark Johnson?

      Spike Vrusho

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  2. Juice boy Polanco with the infield grass assault. He's partying with Braun later.

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  3. Rowdy9:01 PM

    Still waiting to see those bunting talents.

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  4. Travis9:21 PM

    It appears the nubile servants have put the bats to sleep tonight.

    They might need awoken to Metallica or by some other more rousing manner.

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    1. Anonymous9:39 PM

      No one said Chad Qualls would be crashing the beach party. Does every road trip have to have a theme now?
      Qualls vs McKenry was epic battle. Thor vs Hulk. Luke Cage vs. Black Panther. Iron Man vs. Daredevil. In the end, Modok wins every time.

      Spike Vrusho

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  5. Travis9:58 PM

    Nobata with yet another ball beat into the ground to end it.

    If you spliced Nobata's downswing with Bickle's uppercut swing, you would have the perfect baseball swing.

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  6. Can any of the nubile servants play RF? Shaving cream pies and a surly profanity tirade for everyone associated with this one. Cards lose though so NBD.

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