Saturday, May 22, 2004

Improving Baseball Tonight

Watched some Baseball Tonight last night. In case you missed it, this is what they reported:

A-Rod A-Rod A-Rod painful cliche A-Rod A-Rod A-Rod affected exuberance A-Rod A-Rod commercial break A-Rod A-Rod A-Rod commercial break A-Rod Los Angeles A-Rod A-Rod A-Rod commercial break Angels A-Rod A-Rod commercial break A-Rod terribly painful cliche A-Rod commercial break A-Rod A-Rod this guy hit a home run commercial break A-Rod A-Rod A-Rod another home run commercial break A-Rod A-Rod A-Rod more painfully affected exuberance A-Rod A-Rod commercial break A-Rod A-Rod commercial break A-Rod commercial break A-Rod A-Rod A-Rod commercial break A-Rod more grown men humiliating themselves through affected exuberance commercial break A-Rod A-Rod commercial break A-Rod A-Rod commercial break A-Rod A-Rod
I would improve the show by doing two things. First, devote 3/4 of the screen to abbreviated box scores and snapshots of the current standings. Second, have the children in suits make balloon animals. They can honk a bicycle horn when they feel like talking. Together, those two changes would make Baseball Tonight a much more enjoyable show.

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