Saturday, September 21, 2013

Game 155: Reds at Pirates


Bailey and Burnett before long.

We are deep-frying a turkey vulture in the pot of boiling oil we keep above the beer fort portcullis.

Barely remember last night's entertainment. Medicating.

17 comments:

  1. Left after the 8th last night for the Oakland Coliseum to watch Cespedes hit towering drive and the A's boat-race the Twins 11-0. Alex Presley started for the Twins and ten year olds around me noted "He's small. He's short. He's smaller than all the other guys." But that was last night's history, already flushed. Time to stand up straight and make them STFD

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  2. Travis7:52 PM

    The French Rifle lobs another clutch round over the fence.

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  3. Bones8:53 PM

    A.J. locked up with Homer Norman Bates Bailey.

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    1. He was talking to himself on the mound. Mom is at home with his stuffed birds. Motel is shut down for road trip.

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  4. Bones9:07 PM

    Watching Bucs with left eye simul with Cards-Brewers with right eye on split screen. Reds and Brewers make throwing errors to first within few second span. Entertained by the left eye.

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  5. Bones9:09 PM

    Zach Duke up in the bullpen.

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  6. Bones9:12 PM

    Dusty Baker in his Bill Belichick costume calls for Duke.

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  7. Zac-H with an "ache" spells HIT. Alan James Quality from Arkansas.

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  8. Bones9:25 PM

    Burnett becomes first RHP in PBC history to strike out 200? Why aren't they counting Kuwata?

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  9. Rowdy9:29 PM

    Dandy House, heh heh.

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  10. Bones9:35 PM

    Why is Bickle red-cheeked fresh off the bench? Bryan Morris warming for the 8th. Heartbeat rising.

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  11. Bones9:37 PM

    Marte sporting lollipop paw glove for pinch-running duties.

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  12. Bones9:38 PM

    Bases loaded with Cards in MIL.

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  13. Bones9:49 PM

    Please get Morris out of there. Thanks, Clint.

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  14. Rowdy9:57 PM

    Sweet double play.

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  15. Wilson got the job done, huge win tonight. Magic number down to three. Turkey vulture hot oil for the win.

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  16. Anonymous11:08 AM

    Had to watch one eyed myself, Iowa City was pretty drunk yesterday.

    Iowa Pirate

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