Shelby Miller should stick to country music and county fairs. Pedro just ordered an IC Light in the deep left field seats. Cole is all jacked up. This might end well.
And furthermore, Pedro has just ordered Manny's BBQ with a towering drive to deep right center, which inspired Sushi Chef First Baseman to send a California Roll to the folks above the Clemente Wall. 3-0 to the Buccos as Hunting Knife stares into space dreaming of tomorrow's egg-white omelette and greek yogurt breakfast at the Westin William Penn.
Yadier looked like he was getting ready to cry on the Petey safe-at-home call. Entertained by Petey so far tonight and his two long towering drives. Ishikawa trying to shake whipping boy prediction.
Shelby Miller should stick to country music and county fairs. Pedro just ordered an IC Light in the deep left field seats. Cole is all jacked up. This might end well.
ReplyDeleteAnd furthermore, Pedro has just ordered Manny's BBQ with a towering drive to deep right center, which inspired Sushi Chef First Baseman to send a California Roll to the folks above the Clemente Wall. 3-0 to the Buccos as Hunting Knife stares into space dreaming of tomorrow's egg-white omelette and greek yogurt breakfast at the Westin William Penn.
ReplyDeleteWe will not be Descalsoed.
ReplyDeletePedro steals second, then scores on Russell Martin's single to center by beating the Drag Queen's tag at home. Beautiful!
ReplyDeleteYadier looked like he was getting ready to cry on the Petey safe-at-home call. Entertained by Petey so far tonight and his two long towering drives. Ishikawa trying to shake whipping boy prediction.
ReplyDeletePaydro must now be training in the offseason to increase his speed to take a shot at the 30/30 Club. Cole cruising. Scoring runs is easy.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the new Travis can inspire the old Travis to get a clue at the plate. Maybe you can't have too many Travises.
ReplyDeleteCome in, Travis!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfaDArVGV14
Drunk
ReplyDeleteDrunk as Tony LaRussa asleep at a red light?
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