Monday, August 12, 2013

Lambo on the way

You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. I don't think you understand. I didn't come to rescue Lambo from you. I came here to rescue you from him.

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  1. Is Lambo trained to kill (and would a billy goat puke over) off-speed stuff?

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  2. good stuff. I laughed, I cried.

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    1. Welcome back to you and seaks. I know the grass is greener on the other side of the HW+ pay wall, but please stay awhile - this new Beer Fort is magical. Let's get out all of LaRoche's old treestands for Lambo and ... win this whole fricking thing.

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  3. Anonymous11:41 PM

    If you want some friendly advice, get a haircut and take a bath. You wouldn't get hassled so much.

    Iowa Pirate

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  4. Lambo is trained to ignore haircuts and baths. His job is to KILL. Period.

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  5. Lambo! Take me with you Lambo!

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  6. Anonymous5:54 PM

    Tri-Lambo...

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    1. Anonymous6:00 PM

      Booger sent back to Indy...sludgeworm

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    2. Welcome back! Helluva year for the PBC so far, we might need to will them the rest of the way.

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