This is not as exciting as the previous post, but a little bird tells me the Pirates plan to have a new alternate uniform with some red in it. I suspect this little bird reads the Post-Gazette, but who ever heard of a bird that can read? I didn't like the last alternate uniform so much, so I'll take it upon myself to come up with something better.
(now daydreaming, hand on chin, eyes looking heavenward, softly mumbling) . . . red . . . in uniform . . . red solids, out . . . red pinstripes no, too Cincinnati . . . red outline on the letters? no did that . . . must sell well . . . yes . . . stylish . . . unique . . . manly . . . plain white tops, howabout . . . kinda penn state . . . steelers-on-the-road . . . will show dirt well . . . yes, will show dirt, make duffy and wilson look good . . . yes . . . now, how to get red into the pants . . . hmm . . . must sell well . . . pants must be slim-fitting . . . not baggy . . . dark color with red and yellow . . . oh . . . yes . . . perfect
(now sits up, typing again) I propose plain white tops with minimal black lettering and slim-fitting pants in the brecheen pattern. The players will look good, the chicks will dig it, and these pants would sell like crazy with a little Pirate logo on the pocket.
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