Wednesday, March 01, 2006

2006 Pirate Slogans?

So what will replace the 2005 "Come hungry" slogan? Here's my preliminary thoughts - please help with better ideas:

"Come sleepy" (featuring Duke, Ollie, and Maholm striking people out, Jack and Jose turning circus double plays, and Jason Bay getting stranded at third by a Burnitz K. Camera zooms in on the scoreboard operator who dozes off after putting up another "0" in the 15th inning of a scoreless game. A montage follows of fans in the stands, happily sleeping through yet another low-scoring game.)

"Don't worry, be happy." (to music, featuring a smiling Randa, Casey, and Jack shaking hands and kissing babies in the stands.)

"Who let the vets out?" (to music, featuring Roberto, Casey, Randa, and Burnitz clowning around in the stands, shaking hands. Roberto playfully uses a walker.)

"New mascot!" (featuring Jolly Roger hugging fans and kissing babies in the stands.)

"Jason Bay!" (featuring Jason Bay roping extra-base-hits, healing the sick/deaf/blind, walking on water, etc.)

"Jacked up!" (featuring the suddenly beefy Jack breaking down bathroom doors to free various teammates, bowling catchers over Wiggy-style, and counting a huge stack of money.)

"The Pep Boys: Manny, Bay, and Jack!"

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