Blogging the Pirates and the Steelers since 1904.
Jack Sparrow with cannonball!
Simon on the ropes with no Jumbo Diaz to back him up! It is a 10 run lead that reads 1-0 on the board. Need rain delay to make Genesee beer run and get yelled at by P.C. Millenial gas station clerks when I ask for a plastic bag. They, the EXXON employees, tell me it is BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. Oh the irony!!!!
Why don't you smash baby seals while you're at it! Buccs with a winning six pack streak.