Thursday, May 28, 2015

Game 47: Pirates at Padres

Burnett and Kennedy underway. Citizen Kang just hit a long towering drive into the upper deck to put the PBC up 3-0 in the first. Bucs looking for their 7th win in a row.


  1. Iowa Pirate10:25 PM

    Wow! The Chairman take a piece out of the whales vagina in one swing!

  2. Iowa Pirate10:50 PM

    Baby Giraffe finds his legs! F'n A!

  3. Iowa Pirate11:16 PM

    Grass assaulted.

  4. Iowa Pirate11:22 PM

    Listened to Dick Enberg for a bit, sounded like Olympic Baseball. Last day of school drunk tomorrow. Cutch being Cutch

  5. Entertained by all the dingers. But then Burnett almost bunts his eye out and the Benny Hill music starts up. Let's win this one already.

  6. Line drives used as carry-on luggage quickly unpacked in classy city with plenty of Bucco fans on hand. Everytime they replay the Chairman's first-inning blast (can't watch it enough) the first six rows or so are black-clad yinzers leaping to their feet. Fine win with some bizarro elements. Kang with the gum-chewing now, sweating like Carlos Baerga/Ray Liotta in Goodfellas.