Monday, April 20, 2015

Game 12: Cubs at Pirates

Burnett and his astronomical SCPITFORP (Shaving Cream Pies In The Face Over Replacement Player) will try to move runners from station to station with the game's most exciting play, the sacrifice bunt.

Meanwhile, the hapless Cubs start a bunch of kids whose names I don't recognize.


  1. Iowa Pirate10:01 PM

    Snowball fight breaks out.

  2. Tuned in only to find the stadium empty and some little leaguers doing their Benny Hill thing. Not sure why the big league game was canceled, but can't wait til preseason's over.