Wednesday, August 07, 2013

Game 113: Marlins at Pirates

Tom Koehler and Charlie Morton tonight. Win meter humming loudly and emitting brilliant green hue.

6 comments:

  1. Don Johnson spotted on Allegheny in speed boat wearing off-white blazer and teal dress shirt, unshaven, looking for Elmer Dessens smuggling cartel waterfront operation. J. Hay in right. Lambo tree blinds on back order.

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  2. Travis8:46 PM

    Cutch scattering the Flamingos that have gathered from Miami over the fence.

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  3. Tangerine Dream soundtrack. Marlins aiming at Jolly Roger skulls in the batter's box. Pizzamaker or Wilson or the shark might retaliate? Marte did Matrix move to get out of the way.

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  4. Anonymous11:04 PM

    Lt. Castillo standing in the Marlins locker room, black suit, white shirt, pocked face locking serious. Oh yeah, hands in his pockets.

    Iowa Pirate

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  5. Cuban version of the Stasi shows up on North Shore for Wed. brunch. Arrest made of 20 year-old defector. Sent to Butler where he will supervise nude bartenders and guys who used to work at the 222 Bar on Federal St. Pirates face Qualls for first four innings. Parade in Little Germantown on north shore!

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  6. Invisible Lambo frozen in Busch tree stand wills Crawford line drive off Shelby Miller's elbow "so hard that it ended up dropping in left field for a double". Dodgers proceed to boat-race the bejesus out of Westbrook. Meanwhile, The Qualls of Cthulu prepares to regress towards the mean tomorrow. Advantage: PBC.

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