DL vs. Bowden

Drunk with bloodlust from annihilating Bavasi 164-34, DL is pulverizing top seed Jim Bowden in Dodger Math's Worst G.M. Finals.

To return to the UFC (ultimate fighting championship) analogy, DL, the Royce Gracie of worst G.M.s, destroyed Bavasi in a lopsided match that looked something like this. "The kung fu representative is totally helpless. Not only is he running out of air, but he cannot stop the blows. It's a terrifying feeling."

The DL vs. Bowden match will probably look more like this. Bowden, although on the surface a more formidable opponent, will submit just like all the others. To witness the carnage and/or vote for DL, look here.