Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Losing poll

The 14-31 Pirates have lost so many games this year because:

A. An evil conspiracy. The owners want to minimize Net Local Revenue by maximizing losing, ensuring a nice fat Central Fund Component handout under the current basic agreement. Tracy, Jose Hernandez, and Burnitz are all in on the scam.

B. Jim Tracy has a man-crush on Jose Hernandez.

C. Jim Tracy is a fucking idiot (see sixth post).

D. Egregiously bad general management (See Billy's synopsis on the Smizik and Starkey anti-DL pieces).

E. Poor play by mostly bad players.

F. All of the above.

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