Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Coaches

The Pirates will make some kind of announcement today about their efforts to staff our fledgling research university.

It remains to be seen if they will hire a coach or a Joe Randa-type veteran to fill the newly-created position, G. Ogden Nutting Distinguished Professor of Hitting. Either way, it is hoped that the successful candidate will invigorate our lumbering scholars and facilitate rapid learning about the strategy and tactics of big-league hitting.

How about Julio Franco? I believe he is a free agent. He could be a player-coach who backs up Brad Eldred.

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