Thursday, September 16, 2004

Honest Wagner pick 'em: Week 2

VIS SPRD HME SCOOP BONES ROWDY
snf 07.5 NWO ..snf (snf) ..NWO
was -2.5 NYG (was) ..was (was)
den -2.5 JAX ..den ..JAX (den)
pit 03.5 BAL (pit) (pit) (pit)
stl 02.5 ATL ..ATL ..ATL ..stl
hou 02.5 DET ..DET ..DET ..DET
chi 08.5 GNB ..GNB (chi) ..GNB
ind 01.5 TEN ..ind ..TEN ..TEN
car 06.5 KSC ..car ..KSC ..car
sea -2.5 TAB (sea) ..sea (sea)
cle 04.5 DAL ..DAL ..cle (DAL)
buf 03.5 OAK ..OAK ..buf ..OAK
nwe -8.5 ARZ ..nwe ..ARZ ..ARZ
nyj -2.5 SND ..nyj ..SND (nyj)
mia 04.5 CIN ..CIN ..CIN ..mia

min 03.5 PHL ..PHL ..min ..PHL

No comments from Bones this week. Scoop says he has a "talking horse" who makes his picks. The horse watches the games through the living room window and reads the paper all week in his stall. They "discuss" the games each morning as Scoop shovels horseshit. Scoop has learned to listen to the horse's advice and this week all the picks come from the horse. Or so I'm told.

A horse that watches TV ... yeah, right, Scoop. Have another glass before you return to the stalls this afternoon.

The picks in parens are best bets. I see a lot of low-hanging fruit, so I have six this week. The lines are a mix of Danny Sheridan's and some major sportsbooks. When no half-point lines are available, as this week, when there are many round threes, then we move a half-point closer to zero.

No comments:

Post a Comment