Monday, July 29, 2013

Game 104: Cardinals at Pirates

World Series preview going on right now. Liriano dealing the blows with the grip of his pistol. Cardinals cowering helplessly. Pirates up 4-0 in the top of the fourth.

8 comments:

  1. We are going to Descalso them despite the MethLab Report or whatever motivational document their hunting knife manager penned after his "retirement." Check all stoplights on the Northshore for a sleeping Matheny at the wheel.

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  2. Rowdy9:21 PM

    Sweet sac fly.

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    1. Anonymous10:54 PM

      Agreed.

      Iowa Pirate

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  3. Travis10:00 PM

    Nate 2.0 actually with 2 hits tonight.

    BarmHITs???

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  4. Anonymous10:57 PM

    LaRussa falling a sleep on the Gateway Clipper tonight.

    Iowa Pirate

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  5. W.O.W. Missed the game unfortunately but came for the sac fly highlight (MLB somehow misses the All-Importance of that), stayed for the boat-racing. Nate 2.0 back, Barmes drives one to the wall, Liriano pistol-whipping everyone in sight, packed house stays to the end. PBC displaying serious World Series UPSIDE. Beer Fort Pentagon Hovercraft delivers free beer run to International Space Station.

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  6. Gene Hackman from "Enemy of the State" actually took over Beer Fort Amphibious Hovercraft Pentagon Vehicle whilst we were in DC taking names. Marte should never look up or make a phone call. Couldn't get Don Johnson clearance for South Beach, but now Space Station and Glass Lined Tanks of Old Latrobe are all accessible. Which is good.

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  7. Bones1:02 AM

    A stunned Aroldis
    serves up the Denorfia
    walk-off tater. Sweet!

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