HOKA HEY. It's a good day for a kick in the balls.
Correia and Keuchel at seven.
HOKA HEY. It's a good day for a kick in the balls.
Correia and Keuchel at seven.
Pirates to take the field as a brotherhood, carrying a telephone pole.
Locke and Gonzalez will be the starting pitchers, at eight.
Another kick-in-the-crotch loss for the languorous PBC.
Zoltan, why hast thou forsaken us?
Pirates are down 2-0 in the fifth, with Chris Resop pitching to Aramis Ramirez in a bases-loaded situation.
Gallardo and Burnett at seven.
Burnett has pitched well in September, despite the 0-2 record.
Beer fort amply supplied with Young's Double Chocolate Stout.
Prepare to untuck.