Burnett and Nicasio at eight.
Rox start the game with the oxygen masks in the dugout, the better to recover from all that running the bases.
Meanwhile the over/under on first-inning errors behind Burnett is 1 1/2.
Burnett and Nicasio at eight.
Rox start the game with the oxygen masks in the dugout, the better to recover from all that running the bases.
Meanwhile the over/under on first-inning errors behind Burnett is 1 1/2.
Tom Koehler and Charlie Morton tonight. Win meter humming loudly and emitting brilliant green hue.
Henderson Alvarez and Jeff Locke at seven. The first place Bucs are 2 games up, with the Cards bunting on the door.
Bucs are off today, and will spend their free time practicing how to safely uncork a champagne bottle. Cards host the first-place Dodgers tonight.
Nicasio and Burnett starting soon. The starting eight will try to forget about all of those shaving cream pies to the face long enough to score a second or third RUN.