Beer fort rushed into production a la Liberty Ships. Half-built as Matt Holliday goes to right yet again, slips between a 12 of Schaefer foundation and some Genny Cream Ale ramparts. Considering venue change and will follow on ancient cell phone that gives Craigslist-style graphic "updates" via American Telephone & Telegraph company. No Budweiser products were harmed in the production of this post...
Absolutely painful to watch. Find a way to strand 'em. A million strikeouts. Chris Stewart underwhelming check-swing, Cole on the verge of emotional implode at this point,
Agreed. Watched the first 8 innings of this game and wanted to break my foot kicking a laundry cart. Terrible game for most of the PBC. Misplay the bunt, throw the ball into the outfield, strike out looking, etc. = Bad Day for Bad Pedro. If I'd watched the ninth I'd probably already have busted this Sierra Nevada Pale Ale bottle and stabbed myself in the eye.
One more thing. Not like they had any reason to bust it out tonight, but the new stupid "let's pretend we have guns" thing has to end. Lots of kids watching guys, put away the fake guns. Bring back the Zoltan or come up with something else jeez.
Beer fort rushed into production a la Liberty Ships. Half-built as Matt Holliday goes to right yet again, slips between a 12 of Schaefer foundation and some Genny Cream Ale ramparts. Considering venue change and will follow on ancient cell phone that gives Craigslist-style graphic "updates" via American Telephone & Telegraph company. No Budweiser products were harmed in the production of this post...
ReplyDeleteTabata bunt-jitsu
ReplyDeleteVery disappointing that a failed BUNT attempt resulted in a hit during the AB.
ReplyDeleteApparently, Ike Laroche is carrying a mutated strain of ALD that has now infected Paydro.
Absolutely painful to watch. Find a way to strand 'em. A million strikeouts. Chris Stewart underwhelming check-swing, Cole on the verge of emotional implode at this point,
ReplyDeleteAgreed. Watched the first 8 innings of this game and wanted to break my foot kicking a laundry cart. Terrible game for most of the PBC. Misplay the bunt, throw the ball into the outfield, strike out looking, etc. = Bad Day for Bad Pedro. If I'd watched the ninth I'd probably already have busted this Sierra Nevada Pale Ale bottle and stabbed myself in the eye.
ReplyDeleteWho the hell is Chris Stewart?
ReplyDeleteOne more thing. Not like they had any reason to bust it out tonight, but the new stupid "let's pretend we have guns" thing has to end. Lots of kids watching guys, put away the fake guns. Bring back the Zoltan or come up with something else jeez.
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