Laughed at the 7-1 call. They had Holliday catching a ball Beltran caught and PBC groundout to Alvarez. Get out your notes about what the five-word banner said before you tell the story, you know, to avoid having to announce you are going to get out your notes. Good thing these announcers won't be calling the Bucs' NLCS games.
You guys were awesome all season. Team wasn't bad either. Who knew IGA would be revived? Who knew the fat guy from Slippery Rock would Bream himself into local history? Every line drive turned into Christmas morning for Cards infielders. Who knew we would get Descalsoed for the 23rd time in the past 73 games? I cannot tire enough of that stupid dugout profile camera shot of Hunting Knife and his Dr. Strange-like command of boredom. Bud, I implore you in your final year as Caligula--realign and put St. Louis in the AL West to join the red hot trendy Astros!! Rumor is beer fort for 2014 has been upgraded to 'Nam style Firebase with ectoplasm chemical elements launched from Iron Balls' broken bats....
Wow, hard to believe the Bucs came back and won this one in extra innings. What a magically delusional season. Beer Fort will be ready for World Series after our lengthy but well-earned bye. Another entertaining year here at HW - thanks to all who came and took the time to comment. And perhaps the most entertaining season and pennant clinching year of this post-2010 Dynasty. Can't wait for the parade and the World Champions DVD Box Set.
After Cole's no-hitter, will he walk across the Mississippi? Or fly up to the Beer Fort Hovercraft?
ReplyDeleteGood walk there by Walker.
ReplyDeleteEntertained by Jim Joyce shouting strikes Umpshow. And TBS announcers saying Cole is wearing Big Boy Pants.
ReplyDeleteHoka Hey, Do or Die today!
ReplyDeleteI think if the PBC pulls this off, I'm going to dream like a hippie tonight.
ReplyDeleteCards stealing PBC SHIFT play book.
ReplyDeleteMarte uses both hands on the fly ball.
ReplyDeleteSee Meatball, hit Meatball over fence.
ReplyDeleteOuch.
Freese sneaks off into clubhouse to inject himself with more PEDs.
ReplyDeleteTime for a PBC injection of Ectoplasm.
ReplyDeleteMarte reverting to lazy single handed catch mode. Just kidding, helluva catch there.
ReplyDeleteYeah, where was 2 hands?
ReplyDeleteGood place to drill Jay & set up the double play.
ReplyDeleteSTFD Freese.
ReplyDeleteWas expecting a bunt from Byrd.
ReplyDeleteBarmeSINGLE!?!
ReplyDeleteSecret Weapon: Barmes
ReplyDeleteMarte should have bunted.
ReplyDeleteLiriano makes that behind the back snag.
ReplyDeleteC'mon Petey. Tie it up, please.
ReplyDeletea RUN? more please.
ReplyDeletePedro first player ever to have RBI in first 6 playoff games.
ReplyDeletePirates are pretty skilled at the infield hit.
ReplyDeleteInfield Grass Assault comes up short.
ReplyDeleteThe French Rifle slips and falls off a Beer Fort rampart.
ReplyDeleteMatheny overconfident letting Waino bat in the 7th - comeback imminent.
ReplyDeleteNever seen so many LIDPs in one game.
ReplyDeleteThat's play isn't working for us.
ReplyDeleteHard to beat the Umps, the Cards, and all of their PEDs at once.
ReplyDeleteThis TBS crew getting their facts wrong left and right. "Beltran pops up the first pitch" - Uh, no, that was the second. Open your eyes, jackasses.
ReplyDeleteAnd it was 7-1 according to the TBS guy....
DeleteLaughed at the 7-1 call. They had Holliday catching a ball Beltran caught and PBC groundout to Alvarez. Get out your notes about what the five-word banner said before you tell the story, you know, to avoid having to announce you are going to get out your notes. Good thing these announcers won't be calling the Bucs' NLCS games.
DeleteUgly end here.
ReplyDeleteI believe that cutter was thrown absent the CUT.
ReplyDeleteFucking Fat Fuck, Fuck.
ReplyDeleteMelancon trade value dropping.
ReplyDeleteEntertaining year at least by the PBC.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to a bigger badder better Beer Fort next year.
Good thing this is a seven-game series.
ReplyDeleteEntertained as well.
ReplyDeleteYou guys were awesome all season. Team wasn't bad either. Who knew IGA would be revived? Who knew the fat guy from Slippery Rock would Bream himself into local history? Every line drive turned into Christmas morning for Cards infielders. Who knew we would get Descalsoed for the 23rd time in the past 73 games? I cannot tire enough of that stupid dugout profile camera shot of Hunting Knife and his Dr. Strange-like command of boredom. Bud, I implore you in your final year as Caligula--realign and put St. Louis in the AL West to join the red hot trendy Astros!! Rumor is beer fort for 2014 has been upgraded to 'Nam style Firebase with ectoplasm chemical elements launched from Iron Balls' broken bats....
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