After a long relaxing off season in the Beer Fort Dandy House, it is prediction time again.
1. How many wins for the 2015 Bucs?
2. On what day will the Bucs clinch the NL Central?
3. Which Bucco will be the World Series MVP?
4. 2015 Whipping Boy?
5. Other predictions?
I'll start:
1. 94
2. September 22nd
3. Polanco
4. Kang, who will later reveal he injured himself carrying a dead deer up a steep flight of stairs
5. New defensive shift where Sean Rodriguez stands halfway up third base line then as ball is thrown, runs and dives in front of batter to deflect liners. LaFramboise converted to 1B. Bastardo fisticuffs. Tony Sanchez acts like fool during post-World Series White House visit.
1. 95
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3. Jordy Mercer
4. Lambo
5. Harrison wins batting title. McCutchen grows back Lastings Milledge type of hairdo but not the full-blown braids. Sean Rodriguez cast in next Johnny Depp Pirate movie. Cervelli breaks record for walks by Bucco catcher, thus giving the nerds at Bucs Dugout another self-induced orgasm. Vanimal goes undefeated as 5th starter. Bowtie Bar at PNC suffers plumbing fiasco during stretch run. Pedro converts to Islam to piss off his dad. Marte and Polanco finish at .300. Bucs beat White Sox in World Series interrupted by ISIS attack on Cape Cod.
1. 93
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3. Marte
4. Walker
5. Kang quits baseball after falling in love with the clerk from Sambok Groceries in the Strip. Walker quits to play football. Harrison trips Carlos Gomez on a homerun trot and kicks his ass before a Brewer player can blindside him. AJ is arrested for tearing up PNC on his 4 wheeler after being cut from the team. Polanco goes off!
91
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Walker
Cervellis
I think the catcher spot will be a black hole. Everyone always over-rates the money, so the Dodgers, Nats, Cubs will choke in the playoffs. Brewers win 4 games all season. 4-158.
1. How many wins for the 2015 Bucs?
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2. On what day will the Bucs clinch the NL Central?
July 4 because America
3. Which Bucco will be the World Series MVP?
Francisco Cervelli, duh.
4. 2015 Whipping Boy?
Radhames Liz?
5. Other predictions?
Pirates lead the league in sacrifice hits. Opposing pitchers flinch or cower when they square around to put an eye out.