Jeanmar's got air in those Zoltan cleats. I heard Pence is going to wear fishnets tomorrow night. Angel Pagan was great in "From Dusk til Dawn" (which might describe this game!) Chris Stewart has heard from the same torch-bearing mob that chased Jordy through the streets the other night. Light them fires, boys!
Undersupplied beer fort drying up despite umpire interference on Machi throw. Wasn't he a villain on Speed Racer? Must invade Mrs. Vrusho's pinot grigio supply for airborne reinforcements. She will blame it on Clint Hurdle in the morning when Mrs. Nutting finally gets to be bid good night.
Tabata strikes out. Mercer up. Stewart on deck. Sierra Nevada Pale Ales in freezer can't cool down fast enough. Machi fails again, Stewart chance to be hero.
Hoist by our own petard. Pinch hit Bixler, Sutton and McDonald in the bottom half. Hope for best. Hallucinating at this point as taxi shift started previous morning at 4:45 am.
Matt Cain, where's my damn sandwich?!?
ReplyDeleteThe barn is officially burning, Mrs. Nutting.
ReplyDeleteMother of Pearl!
ReplyDeleteThis game is a Rubik's Cube of wild pitches and whacked out stuff.
ReplyDeleteJeanmar's got air in those Zoltan cleats.
ReplyDeleteI heard Pence is going to wear fishnets tomorrow night.
Angel Pagan was great in "From Dusk til Dawn" (which might describe this game!)
Chris Stewart has heard from the same torch-bearing mob that chased Jordy through the streets the other night. Light them fires, boys!
Undersupplied beer fort drying up despite umpire interference on Machi throw. Wasn't he a villain on Speed Racer? Must invade Mrs. Vrusho's pinot grigio supply for airborne reinforcements. She will blame it on Clint Hurdle in the morning when Mrs. Nutting finally gets to be bid good night.
ReplyDeleteWow, this ugly game's still going on. Now pinch-hitting, Gerritt Cole?
ReplyDeleteAfter-party for this game is at Warhol Museum. Matt Cain made sandwiches! Bartenders from Mullen's will deconstruct "Flashdance."
ReplyDeleteTabata strikes out. Mercer up. Stewart on deck. Sierra Nevada Pale Ales in freezer can't cool down fast enough. Machi fails again, Stewart chance to be hero.
ReplyDeleteJose NoBunta
ReplyDeleteIron Balls would have beat that out.
ReplyDeleteChris "Rod" Stewart challenges PBC fan base to come up with negative nicknames for him.
ReplyDeleteMight have to order from Vin the Pizzamaker in the deserted bullpen. Giants don't want this. I wish there was a White Castle nearby.
ReplyDelete"How good a bunter is Machi? We don't really know."
ReplyDeleteOuch. Death by bunt. Even beer can't dull that kind of hurt.
ReplyDeleteGiants announcers describing bunt as "the quintessential bunt."
ReplyDeleteHoist by our own petard. Pinch hit Bixler, Sutton and McDonald in the bottom half. Hope for best. Hallucinating at this point as taxi shift started previous morning at 4:45 am.
ReplyDeleteNFW takes one for the team. Entertained.
ReplyDeleteF-me running!
ReplyDeleteHoist by our own petard indeed. 2007 called and wants their PBC back. Thanks for nothing, Mrs. Nutting.
ReplyDeleteHunter Pence hates the Beer Fort.
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