Tuesday, August 06, 2013

Game 112: Marlins at Pirates

Henderson Alvarez and Jeff Locke at seven. The first place Bucs are 2 games up, with the Cards bunting on the door.

13 comments:

  1. Travis3:22 PM

    I have found the perfect Designated SACrifice FLYing coach for the PBC.

    The Cobra led MLB in 1979 with 9 for the World Series Champion PBC and later in his career led MLB with an astounding 14 in 1990 when he was 39 years old.

    They should sign Parker immediately for this important coaching position.

    However, I'm not sure he could also assume a dual role as BUNTing coach. But that is what Jay Bell is for I guess.

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    1. Cobra battling a tough pitcher called Parkinson's right now. Marlins pitchers who stole Pedro's name know how to SAC FLY. The traffic cones they are wearing on their jerseys are throwing off my olde JVC TV color hold for chrissakes.

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    2. Anonymous10:13 PM

      Heard that on the radio today, bummer.

      Iowa Pirate

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  2. The Marlins starter looks like he has been eating buffalo wings with his glove. Vin Pizzamaker bails out the top of the 7th!

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  3. Travis9:53 PM

    I'm really getting tired of Nate 2.0 getting the BUNT sign late in games.

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  4. Travis10:03 PM

    J Hay making Brandon Cringe a distant memory.

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  5. Travis10:04 PM

    Thank goodness J Hay didn't get the Infield Grass Assault sign.

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  6. Anonymous10:15 PM

    Hey hey hey, it Jay Hay.

    Iowa Pirate

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  7. Game ball J-Haymaker. Maybe Nate 2.0 Beltranned the bunt call himself? Other than the bases loaded no out nobody scores part, good win. Let's do it again tomorrow.

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  8. Wow, that Cutch catch is unreal. Looks like he's flying through the air. Andrew McCATCHen?

    Two more Lambo jacks tonight, he'll be in RF by next week. You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. I don't think you understand. I didn't come to rescue Lambo from you. I came here to rescue you from him.

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    1. Brian Dennehey is going to shave Lambo DRY. He WILL rescue the RISP hostages.

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    2. Iowa Pirate9:08 AM

      All I wanted was something to eat.

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  9. As hey say in Knox County Ohio which is kind of between Pittsburgh and Mansfield etc: "That ain't half bad." J Hay does have his own energy shield type of deal kicking his bat with his shoes. And we love his mom in Cincy, oh yeah.

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