Vincenzo Mazarro's glove not allowed to have dreads, apparently. Rain delay has brought alternate universe to fruition. Who will step up and get a hit?
Bud bowtie 11.3 ounce cans are uncrushable when finished, so I can't do my Quint from Jaws on them. I guess I will have to send this St. Louis product to Oakland for crushing! Saw guy in fitted Cards cap during late trip to grocery tonight. He was buying fancy ice cream and kale. I meant to ask the cashier quite loudly if there was a special on CRYING TOWELS but I did not. Six-man infield challenged me in parking lot. I prevailed.
Tim, when they say "Game 81" they are counting a bunch of meaningless scrimmages and home run derbys that the Pirates graciously participated in, mostly with down-on-their-luck small-market teams. In the end it's probably not going to matter whether those "games" are counted as losses or not, the way the Pirates are running away with it, again.
Nice bunt there by Milwaukee. They came to play today.
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Vincenzo Mazarro's glove not allowed to have dreads, apparently. Rain delay has brought alternate universe to fruition. Who will step up and get a hit?
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Spit Beer all over after reading that one.
DeleteUmp squeezing Melancon's balls.
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ReplyDeleteIt is easier to scrimmage and then win the real game.
ReplyDeleteEspecially for the Bullpen.
Martin wins the crowd.
The hovercraft is probably due for a full Maintenance Repair and Overhaul after today.
ReplyDeleteWe'll make good use of the day off.
ReplyDeleteBud bowtie 11.3 ounce cans are uncrushable when finished, so I can't do my Quint from Jaws on them. I guess I will have to send this St. Louis product to Oakland for crushing! Saw guy in fitted Cards cap during late trip to grocery tonight. He was buying fancy ice cream and kale. I meant to ask the cashier quite loudly if there was a special on CRYING TOWELS but I did not. Six-man infield challenged me in parking lot. I prevailed.
ReplyDeleteokay - the heading says "Game 61". Isn't it Game 81? Also, another link has the playoff odds at over 90%. Rowdy, thought of you immediately.
ReplyDeleteTim, when they say "Game 81" they are counting a bunch of meaningless scrimmages and home run derbys that the Pirates graciously participated in, mostly with down-on-their-luck small-market teams. In the end it's probably not going to matter whether those "games" are counted as losses or not, the way the Pirates are running away with it, again.
ReplyDeleteRowdy - my bad.
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