Steeler fans everywhere awoke this morning hungover and beaming with pride, basking in the beatific vision of another world championship. The title was sealed before kickoff on Sunday, as the lowly Eagles thumped the even-more-lowly Falcons. The Eagles win left the Eagles and the Pats as the only two potential championship challengers. However, players, coaches, and fans alike all recognized the obvious:
"We killed both those teams already. We're the champs!," concluded one jubilant fan. "The Steelers are the best team in the NFL," quipped Bill Belichick. "There's no way we could ever beat them." The Steelers were seen celebrating their fifth world championship during pre-game warm-ups. "We were really happy, knowing we were the best and all that. We just wanted to go out in this meaningless 'playoff' game and have fun," giggled a defensive back. "Ben was real loose, and was just enjoying himself. In the huddle he was all like 'Watch this, I'll do Bradshaw', then he'd hit Randle El with a strike. Then he was like 'Now I'm Slash' and he'd tuck it under and sprint up the middle. Then one time he was like 'Watch me do O'Donnell'. It was fun to have the title cinched up so we could just clown around," said Nijinsky.
Congratulations Champs!
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