Game 77: Pirates at Tigers

A.J. Burnett takes on Randall Simon, starting shortly. Bucs are just eight games back.

Game 76: Pirates at Tigers

Cole and Verlander underway. Bucs lead 1-0 in the top of the second.

Game 75: Braves at Pirates

Locke and Wood, scoreless after three. Cutch back in the lineup.

Game 74: Braves at Pirates

Morton and Teheran underway.

Cutch left the game after getting beaned on the elbow before the Bucs batted around and put up a 5 spot in the first.

Game 73: Braves at Pirates

Liriano faces Williams Perez, whoever that is, tonight at seven.

Game 72: Reds at Pirates

Burnett and Scarface, starting soon.

Game 71: Reds at Pirates

Cole and Leake on Free T-Shirt Day.

Game 70: Reds at Pirates

After a couple of meaningless games--scrimmages really--the Pirates return for real tonight.

Smith and Locke at 7.

Game 65: Pirates at White Sox

Locke and Danks tonight, as the Bucs look to extend the Immaculate Deception.

Game 64: White Sox at Pirates

Charlie Morton and Jose Quintana.

Soon.

Game 63: White Sox at Pirates

Bucs outhit the White Sox 18-2 and boat raced their hapless last-place opponents, 11-0.

Game 62: Pirates at Phillies

Bucs are winning so many games, it is hard to keep track of them all.

Game 61: Pirates at Phillies

Cole and O'Sullivan. Domination begins at 4pm.

Game 60: Pirates at Phillies

We get an extra day to sit around and daydream about the glorious victory that this will be.

Friday at 7. Locke and Correia to start.

Game 59: Brewers at Pirates

Morton and Lohse at 7.

Untucking at 8.

Game 58: Brewers at Pirates

Bucs trail 3-1 after 8.

Game 57: Brewers at Pirates

A.J. Burnett and Willie Nelson starting soon. Jose Lind's son Adam starts at 1B for the hapless last-place Brewers.

Already untucked.

MLB draft

Round 1 starting now. You can never have too much UPSIDE.

UPDATE: The Bucs have selected Arizona SS Kevin Newman with the 19th overall pick. I like what I see.

Game 56: Pirates at Braves

Cole and Wood, scoreless in the third.

Game 55: Pirates at Braves

Locke and Teheran warming up. The hapless Braves have lost three in a row.

The 245-pound 37-year-old Juan Uribe is starting at 2B and batting sixth.

Game 54: Pirates at Braves

Charlie Morton takes on Oliver Perez tonight. The hapless Braves have lost two in a row.

Meanwhile, the Bucs are now sitting in the Wild Card catbird seat.

Game 53: Pirates at Giants

Liriano and Hudson, starting soon. The hapless Giants have lost four in a row.

Game 52: Pirates at Giants

Burnett will try to pry the baseball from Heston's cold, dead hands.

Bucs are six games back.

Game 51: Pirates at Giants

West Coast victory tour continues.

Cole and the pitcher formerly known as "White Flag" at 10pm.

Game 50: Pirates at Padres

Oliver Perez gave up 7 runs as the Bucs trail 7-0 in the 5th.

Game 49: Pirates at Padres

Morton and Ross later. Everybody Kang Chung tonight!

Game 48: Pirates at Padres

Liriano and Shields at 10pm.

Now that all those meaningless exhibition games are over, and the weather has turned, we are starting to see what the season will really look like. And no surprise, it looks pretty good so far.

Game 47: Pirates at Padres

Burnett and Kennedy underway. Citizen Kang just hit a long towering drive into the upper deck to put the PBC up 3-0 in the first. Bucs looking for their 7th win in a row.

Game 46: Marlins at Pirates

The PBC have charged back to take the lead 3-2 in the bottom of the 7th. Prepare to untuck.

Game 45: Marlins at Pirates

Locke takes on rookie Urinal and the hapless Marlins, starting in a bit.

Game 44: Marlins at Pirates

Charlie Morton won his first game of the year as Cervelli and Pedro both went yard. Bucs even up to 22-22.

On the 2015 PBC World Champs DVD, the highlights from these last four games will be set to Accept's "Balls to the Wall" on the lead-up-to-the-playoffs montage.

Game 43: Mets at Pirates

Frankie struck out 12 while the Bucs boat raced the Mets again today, 9-1.

Game 42: Mets at Pirates

Burnett and Harvey, underway.

Game 41: Mets at Pirates

Cole and Pendergrass, tonight at 7.

Game 40: Twins at Pirates

Locke and Pelfrey tonight.

Bucs are just 3.5 games back in the Wild Card race.

Game 39: Twins at Pirates

Liriano spotted his former teammates a seven run lead, but the PBC have fought back and now trail 8-2 in the fourth.

Game 38: Pirates at Cubs

Burnett and Arrieta, scoreless after four. Citizen Kang gets the start at short.

Game 37: Pirates at Cubs

Cole and the PBC lost 4-1 to Lester and the Cubs today. Bucs are 17-20.

Game 36: Pirates at Cubs

Bucs are down 10-6 in the 8th. JHay just went yard.

Game 35: Pirates at Phillies

The Harangutan is befuddling the PBC, who trail 4-0 in the 8th.

Still tucked in.

Game 34: Pirates at Phillies

Liriano and Hamels tonight as the PBC try to win their 5th straight.

Sean Rodriquez is batting second and playing 1B.

Game 33: Pirates at Phillies

Burnett got the bunt down without incident, Bucs win. Cutch and J-Hay went yard.

Game 32: Pirates at Phillies

Cole takes on Jerome Williams and the hapless last-place Phillies.

Prepare to untuck.

Game 31: Cardinals at Pirates

Locke and Lyons, starting in a bit. Sean Rodriguez is starting in RF.

Game 30: Cardinals at Pirates

Bucs win a thriller 7-5. In case you missed it, Neil Walker and the new Dandy House guy pulled off the first 4-5-4 triple play in MLB history. Entertained.

Game 29: Cardinals at Pirates

Frank the Tank and Wacha, starting soon.

The PBC are one game back in the Wild Card race.

Game 28: Reds at Pirates

Burnett will try to shutout the Reds while the PBC tries to score a run vs. some hapless rookie kid.

Game 27: Reds at Pirates

Game on at 7.

Gerrit Cole will pitch for the Pirates. The Reds start Mike Leake.

Free t-shirt night.

Game 26: Reds at Pirates

Bucs are down 4-1 in the 7th and have just two hits. Still tucked in.

Game 25: Pirates at Cardinals

Bucs and Cards in extra innings again, with the Bucs leading 1 bunt to zero.

Game 24: Pirates at Cardinals

The Bucs outbunted the Cards 2-0 today. Let's just leave it at that.

Game 23: Pirates at Cardinals

The PBC will try to bunt a run in for Mr. Shaving Cream Pie tonight, as he faces off against the delicate Lance Lynn

NFL Draft

Steelers pick 22nd tonight, as the PBC rests.

Game 22: Pirates at Cubs

Gerrit Cole takes on George Hendrick, starts in a bit.

Game 21: Pirates at Cubs

Locke and Wood, getting ready to start. PBC two games back.

Game 20: Pirates at Cubs

The Vanimal battles M.C. Hammel tonight.

John Russell's kid makes his Wrigley debut as the Bucs look for their 6th win in a row.

Game 19: Pirates at Diamondbacks

Liriano and Hellraiser underway.

Bucs up 2-0 in the bottom of the first. Already untucked.

Game 18: Pirates at Diamondbacks

The surging Pirates will beat down the half-decent Arizona team in about an hour.

Burnett and "Rubby De La Rosa" are the scheduled starters.

Game 16: Pirates at Diamondbacks

Cole and Colanderhead, later tonight. The PBC is three games out.

Game 15: Cubs at Pirates

Jeff Locke and George Hendrick, underway. Bucs down 4-1 in the 5th.

Game 14: Cubs at Pirates

The Vanimal takes on Hammel, starting soon.

Game 13: Cubs at Pirates

Liriano and Wood underway. Bucs are down 3-2 after four and a half.

Game 12: Cubs at Pirates

Burnett and his astronomical SCPITFORP (Shaving Cream Pies In The Face Over Replacement Player) will try to move runners from station to station with the game's most exciting play, the sacrifice bunt.

Meanwhile, the hapless Cubs start a bunch of kids whose names I don't recognize.

Game 11: Brewers at Pirates

Cole and Garza, underway.

Still untucked from last night's Marte Partay.

Game 10: Brewers at Pirates

These meaningless Spring Training games must end pretty soon.

Meanwhile, Nelson and Locke at 7. Untuckery at 9.

Game 9: Tigers at Pirates

Liriano takes on Randall Simon tonight.

The PBC are 2 games out of first place.

Game 8: Tigers at Pirates

Burnett and Greene, starting soon.

Rajai Davis is leading off for the hapless Tigers.

Game 7: Tigers at Pirates

Home Opener today features Cole taking on Anibal the Cannibal and the Tigers.

The Tigers are 6-0, so their odds of winning another consecutive baseball game are approaching zero.

Game 6: Pirates at Brewers

Sadler and Lohse.

The Pirates will start another long winning streak at two.

Game 5: Pirates at Brewers

The Pirates continue their winning streak against the winless Brewers tonight.

Worley and Jimmy Nelson will start. Game on around 7. Untucking by 9.

Game 4: Pirates at Brewers

Locke takes on Fiers and the hapless, winless, 0-3 Brewers. Game starts soon.

Game 3: Pirates at Reds

Burnett got the bunt down, without injury or incident.

Game 2: Pirates at Reds

Free T-shirt Night as Cole takes on Leake.

Game 1: Pirates at Reds

Cueto and Liriano, starting soon.

2015 HW Readers' Poll

After a long relaxing off season in the Beer Fort Dandy House, it is prediction time again.

1. How many wins for the 2015 Bucs?
2. On what day will the Bucs clinch the NL Central?
3. Which Bucco will be the World Series MVP?
4. 2015 Whipping Boy?
5. Other predictions?

I'll start:
1. 94
2. September 22nd
3. Polanco
4. Kang, who will later reveal he injured himself carrying a dead deer up a steep flight of stairs
5. New defensive shift where Sean Rodriguez stands halfway up third base line then as ball is thrown, runs and dives in front of batter to deflect liners. LaFramboise converted to 1B. Bastardo fisticuffs. Tony Sanchez acts like fool during post-World Series White House visit.

Spring training

It's going on right now.

Pirates are quickly returning to dynasty shape.

CHAMPS!

Congratulations to the 2014 World Champion Pittsburgh Pirates!

Here in the Beer Fort we will stay untucked all offseason. We now turn to cheering the Steelers on to another consecutive Super Bowl Championship.

World Series Game 4: Royals at Pirates

Game on. It is quite a scene in PNC Park. The first 40,000 fans were given champagne goggles. The Pirates have taken the field, untucked and in champagne goggles. Even the umpires are wearing champagne goggles.

Pirates up 4-0 on that inside-the-park bunt home run.

World Series Game 3: Royals at Pirates

Up 2-0 after that 21-run win, people are wondering if it possible for the Pirates to sweep this series in only three games.

Game underway. No score, but the Pirates are threatening. Vanimal and Guthrie are the starters. Vanimal pitching in prescription champagne goggles.

World Series Game 2: Pirates at Royals

Game on, and the Pirates are up 3-0 after Cole's stupendously placed 3-RBI bunt.

Untucking in the Beer Fort. The sweep feels inevitable.

World Series Game 1: Pirates at Royals

Liriano and Shields tonight at 8.

In a bizarre PR move, the Bucs have added Manny Sanguillen to the World Series roster, who will serve up barbecue to the players in the dugout.

It appears the PBC will not be wearing champagne goggles for Game 1.

NLCS Game 4: Cardinals at Pirates

The Pirates look to close out this sweep tonight at home. The untucked Pirates, anticipating another steamrolling of the hapless Cardinals, will play the game in champagne goggles.

Several layers of decorative bunting adorn the inside of the Beer Fort.

Shelby Miller and Jeff Locke will be the starters.

NLCS Game 3: Cardinals at Pirates

The PBC look to continue the sweep of the hapless passed-out-at-the-red-light Cardinals. It will be the Vanimal vs. Lackey, game starting soon.

Here in the Beer Fort, we already have our champagne goggles on, and are already completely untucked. Next stop, World Series.

NLCS Game 2: Pirates at Cardinals

Pirates look to extend their series lead to 2-0 after last night's commanding win. By hitting for the cycle, driving in seven, and turning that unassisted triple play in the second, Jay Hay may have played the greatest game in NLCS history. None of this matters without the series win, of course.

Cole and Lynn starting. Rob Mackowiak has re-joined the team and will be available as a pinch hitter.

NLCS Game 1: Pirates at Cardinals

Liriano vs. Waino, starting soon.

NLDS Game 4: Nationals at Pirates

Former White Flag Ryan Vogelsong makes his dramatic Pirates return tonight after being claimed off waivers yesterday. He will face Gio Gonzalez.

Rinku Singh has been suspended for the rest of the postseason for his Chan Ho Park-style drop kick to Bryce Harper's face yesterday. The mysterious Romulo! Sanchez has come out of hiding and retirement to fill Rinku's bullpen spot.

NLDS Game 3: Nationals at Pirates

After that 15-inning nailbiter on Saturday, the Pirates bring the series home for game 3.

Fister and Locke will be the starters. Game on at 7. Stadium will be LOUD.

NFL Week 3: Steelers at Jaguars

Amidst the Pirates' playoff excitement, let's not forget about the 2-2 Steelers, who will crush the hapless Jags today.

NLDS Game 2: Pirates at Nationals

Still untucked from the beer fort party following Frankie's three-hit gem. Cleared some additional space on the wall of glory. Pirates lead the series, 1-0.

Cole 45 and Zimmerman. Game just underway.

NLDS Game 1: Pirates at Nationals

The Bucs look to continue their momentum coming off their miraculous 9-8 comeback in 12 innings. Game 1 features Liriano and Strasburg, getting ready to start.

NL Wild Card (for real): Giants at Pirates

After yesterday's meaningless exhibition game, it's time to get down to business and play this one-game playoff for real.

Not sure who's starting, but the game must be starting soon. Heading down to the ballpark!

NL Wild Card Game: Giants at Pirates

The games begin tonight. The Beer Fort is ready. We have extra black-and-gold bunting, extra black IPAs, and we cleared a little spot on the wall for a new glorious picture.

"Mad" Bumgamer and likely WS MVP Edinson Volquez get the start. Game on at 8.

Game 162: Pirates at Reds

Cole and Cueto underway, tied 1-1 in the 5th. Strong PENNANT smell still wafting into the Beer Fort's windows.

Game 161: Pirates at Reds

Liriano and Simon starting soon with the pennant on the line.

Game 160: Pirates at Reds

Free t-shirt Friday as Worley and Leake get the start.

Game on at 7.

Game 159: Pirates at Brewers

Volquez and Hale underway. Bickle just went yard to put the PBC up 1-0 in the first. Smell of PENNANT wafting into the Beer Fort windows.

Game 158: Pirates at Braves

Locke and Teheran underway. The Bucs have generously spotted the Braves 4 runs to make the late-inning comeback more entertaining.

Game 157: Pirates at Braves

Cole and Wood starting soon with the Division and Playoffs on the line.

Magic number down to 2.

Game 156: Pirates at Braves

Liriano battles the Harangutan, starting soon.

The hapless Braves fired their general manager this morning, apparently for not caring about winning or the PLAYOFFS.

PBC magic number is 3.

Game 155: Brewers at Pirates

Still half-tucked. Peralta and Worley starting soon.