Honest Wagner

The Bucs outbunted the Cards 2-0 today. Let's just leave it at that.

The PBC will try to bunt a run in for Mr. Shaving Cream Pie tonight, as he faces off against the delicate Lance Lynn

Steelers pick 22nd tonight, as the PBC rests.

Gerrit Cole takes on George Hendrick, starts in a bit.

Locke and Wood, getting ready to start. PBC two games back.

The Vanimal battles M.C. Hammel tonight. John Russell's kid makes his Wrigley debut as the Bucs look for their 6th win in a row.

Liriano and Hellraiser underway. Bucs up 2-0 in the bottom of the first. Already untucked.

The surging Pirates will beat down the half-decent Arizona team in about an hour. Burnett and "Rubby De La Rosa" are the schedul...

Cole and Colanderhead, later tonight. The PBC is three games out.

Jeff Locke and George Hendrick, underway. Bucs down 4-1 in the 5th.

The Vanimal takes on Hammel, starting soon.

Liriano and Wood underway. Bucs are down 3-2 after four and a half.

Burnett and his astronomical SCPITFORP (Shaving Cream Pies In The Face Over Replacement Player) will try to move runners from station to sta...

Cole and Garza, underway. Still untucked from last night's Marte Partay.

These meaningless Spring Training games must end pretty soon. Meanwhile, Nelson and Locke at 7. Untuckery at 9.

Liriano takes on Randall Simon tonight. The PBC are 2 games out of first place.

Burnett and Greene, starting soon. Rajai Davis is leading off for the hapless Tigers.

Home Opener today features Cole taking on Anibal the Cannibal and the Tigers. The Tigers are 6-0, so their odds of winning another consecut...

Sadler and Lohse. The Pirates will start another long winning streak at two.

The Pirates continue their winning streak against the winless Brewers tonight. Worley and Jimmy Nelson will start. Game on around 7. Untuc...