Honest Wagner

I will prolly do a half-assed half-tuck in time for the national anthem. Large beer party ongoing at beer fort. Clearing spots on the wall...

Locke and Gallardo starting soon with the Playoffs on the line. The raucous Beer Fort masses are all preparing to untuck.

Cole and Workman starting soon. Does the cheapskate owner of the hapless Bosox even care about winning?

As the Brewers and the Cardinals mangle one another, the surging Pirates continue a home series against the hapless, mismanaged, small-marke...

Martay Partay in the 6th with the Bucs up 3-0 and the Playoffs on the line.

Bucs are off today, so should be able to get in extra bunting practice. Meanwhile, White Flag Vogelsong starts for the Giants, who are 3 gam...

Turner and Volquez starting soon. At 78-70, the Pirates are 3.5 back of the Cardinals and up 1.5 over the slumping Brewers. If the season ...

Locke takes on Doubront and the hapless Cubs tonight. Magic number still at 2.5. Skyblast w/ Lynyrd Skynyrd after the W.

Cole and the PBC are up 6-3 in the sixth against the hapless stone-handed Cubs. Already untucked.

No elevator jokes will be made the Steelers win at football.

Frankie takes on Mr. STFD Shaving-Cream-Pie-in-Your-Face You'll-Bunt-Your-Eye-Out, starting soon. Meanwhile, Petey is out for the season...

The Vanimal and the PBC take an early 2-0 lead in the first vs. Jerome Williams, whoever that is.

PBC down 4-3 in the eighth as they prepare for a dramatic comeback win.

Locke and Kendrick soon. Pirates are 4.5 back of St. Louis.

Gerrit Cole went yard and the PBC opened a 19-hit can of whoopass on the hapless Cubs today. Magic number at 4.5.

Yesterday's continuation is underway, tied at 3 in the 7th. After that, Doubront and Liriano with the playoffs on the line.

Feeling surly and out of sorts this afternoon, lounging about in a lawn chair outside the beer fort, ready to take in a day game after a wee...

Volquez and Miller underway, scoreless in the fifth. Magic number back up to 4.

Locke and Wainwright starting soon. Bucs' magic number at three.

Liriano and Cueto starting now. Bucs magic number at two.