Honest Wagner

Iron Balls and one of the Charlie Mortons try to derail the D-train starting soon.

Correia and Bailey at seven with third place on the line.

No game today. Reds this weekend at home, and then more Brewers.

Paul, please pitch around Pujols.

Karstens and Carpenter at seven. If Newly-Acquired-Upside somehow counted as runs, the Bucs win this game by 100.

SI's Jon Heyman reports . Wow. We are having a Slot-Busting Party on the roof of the Beer Fort. Upside for everyone!

McDonald and Westbrook at seven. Meanwhile, the draft deadline hovers at midnight. Must. Sign. Upside.

Morton and Marcum at two. From deep within the Beer Fort, I smell a WIN.

Correia and Erik Estrada at four. Derrek Lee texts Armando Rios with his one good hand.

Maholm and hidden vigorish take on Greinke at eight with the pennant on the line. Prepare to untuck.

The Bucs rest today, and watch video of Nyjer Morgan in preparation for the Brewers tomorrow. The losing streak not surprisingly has hurt ...

Karstens vs. Sanchez in a day game. Bucs must win to keep playoff hopes alive.

McDonald and Bumgarner at ten. We shudder to think that before yesterday an entire cohort of zero-to-ten-day-olds had never tasted a WIN.

Charlie Morton swaggers into San Francisco to take on the New and Improved Ryan Vogelsong and Jeff Keppinger at ten. Playoff implications ab...

Correia and Latos this afternoon. The Bucs need to swagger and BUNT to victory.

Skyblast! Bad baseball to be followed by even worse music. Game starts soon. Maholm and Iron Balls take on some no-name guy. Pedro gets the ...

Karstens hosts the Harangutan and the last-place hapless Padres at seven. We just got the Win Meter back from the shop, and it's glowing...

McDonald and Lopez at seven. It would be magically exciting to see Ludwick BUNT. Again.

Home Run Derby, featuring only Derrek "Long Balls" Lee (aka Operation Moonshot), starts tonight at seven. One of the Charlie Mort...

Derrek Lee Home Run Derby starts at seven. We're still working on a new nickname for the 2011 World Series MVP. Leon? D-Manlee? D-Leon...