Honest Wagner

Maholm gets the win over Bud Norris. Show starts at seven.

Ironhead Ohlendorf punches Myers and the lowly Astros at eight. It is exciting to think that in 2042, the Bucs will be wearing the throwback...

Duke and Garland at 6:35. Even though everyone knows the Bucs will win this game, the players still have to go through the motions.

Ace McDonald and Kevin Correia at ten. Looking ahead to possible World Series opponents for the Bucs: the once-hapless Orioles are suddenly ...

Playoffs. Pedro! Pale ales. Pittsburgh Pirates. Karstens and LeBlanc Flag at ten.

Pirates to continue the winning streak at 1:35. People starting to notice what we have long known, that this is a playoff run . Rogers and M...

Ironhead Ohlendorf headbutts De La Rosa at seven. The Bucs will try to outBUNT the Rockies and keep their winning streak alive.

Duke and Hammel at seven. Should fisticuffs erupt, Chan Ho Park is ready to fight.

The James McDonald Era starts at seven. With Chan Ho joining the Bucs, the lowly, hapless Rockies should prepare to be drop-kicked .

Bucs win, 9-4 I think it was. Cutch, Clement, and Pedro all went yard.

Bucs up 6-0 in the second. Leake, the starter, is still in the game. Maholm started for the Pirates.

Pirates will try to keep this winning streak rolling tonight at seven. Wood and Ohlendorf will start.

Duke and Wainwright starting shortly. The Chris Snyder Era begins with Snyder calling the game from the bench.

McCutchen and Suppan at seven. All a-glowing with the magic of the trade deadline, these Pirates can now get back to winning. They are a few...

With so many hapless and over-budget teams out of contention, the Pirates have a golden opportunity to add some good-looking players for gr...

Karstens and Carpenter at eight-fifteen. Pirates might be losing their grip on the current winning streak.

Paul Maholm and the very, very good-looking third baseman who just showed up take on the big, strong, powerful man Ubaldo Jimenez at three-t...

Ohlendorf and Cook at eight-forty. Because the bar has been raised so high, we've analyzed and over-analyzed what we've done. We ma...

Duke and De La Rosa at whatever time they start games in Colorado, wherever that is.

Here is your chance to stop thinking too much out there. Go someplace else and get that taken care of. Winning streak resumes tomorrow in Co...