The surging Pirates will beat down the half-decent Arizona team in about an hour.
Burnett and "Rubby De La Rosa" are the scheduled starters.
Saturday, April 25, 2015
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Monday, April 20, 2015
Game 12: Cubs at Pirates
Burnett and his astronomical SCPITFORP (Shaving Cream Pies In The Face Over Replacement Player) will try to move runners from station to station with the game's most exciting play, the sacrifice bunt.
Meanwhile, the hapless Cubs start a bunch of kids whose names I don't recognize.
Sunday, April 19, 2015
Game 11: Brewers at Pirates
Cole and Garza, underway.
Still untucked from last night's Marte Partay.